Jokes And Funny Stories About Lawyers - 8

 

This is page 8 of jokes and funny stories about lawyers.

Last year a group of terrorists hijacked a planeload of lawyers. They said that they'd release one every hour unless their demands were met.

Once upon a time there was a snake and a rabbit that bumped into each other in the woods. Both were blind. The snake started feeling the rabbit's fur and said, 'You are nice and soft, so you must be a rabbit.' Then the rabbit started feeling the snake and said, 'And you are cold and slithery. You must be a lawyer.'


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A Joke At Random

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Danielle.
Danielle who?
Danielle at me, it's not my fault.

You can find more like this in the Knock Knock Jokes category