Jokes And Funny Stories About Lawyers - 4

This is page 4 of jokes and funny stories about lawyers.

Did you hear about the new microwave lawyer?
You spend eight minutes in his office and get billed as if you'd been there eight hours.

What is the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.

What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Sue.

What is the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
The lawyer charges more.

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
From chasing parked ambulances.

What do you call an honest lawyer?
An impossibility.

Why did the lawyer cross the road?
To get to the car accident on the other side.

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.

What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
The tick stops draining you and drops off after you're dead.

What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline!

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