Jokes And Funny Stories About Lawyers - 4

This is page 4 of jokes and funny stories about lawyers.

There was the cartoon showing two farmers fighting over the ownership of a cow. One was pulling the cow by the tail the other was pulling on the horns.
Underneath was a lawyer milking the cow.

Walking into a lawyers office, a man asked what his rates were. "Fifty dollars for three questions," the lawyer stated. "Isn't that awfully expensive?" the man asked?" "Yes," replied the lawyer. "What's your third question?"

Did you hear about the new microwave lawyer?
You spend eight minutes in his office and get billed as if you'd been there eight hours.

What is the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.

What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Sue.

What is the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
The lawyer charges more.

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
From chasing parked ambulances.

What do you call an honest lawyer?
An impossibility.

Why did the lawyer cross the road?
To get to the car accident on the other side.

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.

A Joke At Random
Every dog has its day, only a dog with a broken tail has a weak-end.
You can find more like this in the Animal Jokes category

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