Jokes And Funny Stories About Lawyers - 4

 

This is page 4 of jokes and funny stories about lawyers.

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There was the cartoon showing two farmers fighting over the ownership of a cow. One was pulling the cow by the tail the other was pulling on the horns.
Underneath was a lawyer milking the cow.

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Walking into a lawyers office, a man asked what his rates were. "Fifty dollars for three questions," the lawyer stated. "Isn't that awfully expensive?" the man asked?" "Yes," replied the lawyer. "What's your third question?"

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Did you hear about the new microwave lawyer?
You spend eight minutes in his office and get billed as if you'd been there eight hours.

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What is the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Sue.

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What is the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
The lawyer charges more.

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
From chasing parked ambulances.

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What do you call an honest lawyer?
An impossibility.

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Why did the lawyer cross the road?
To get to the car accident on the other side.

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.

A Joke At Random

What do you call a teletubby who's been robbed?
A tubby

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