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Jokes and Funny Stories about Girlfriends
Here are a few jokes and funny stories about girlfriends.
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Fred: My girlfriend spends hours in front of the mirror admiring her beauty. Do you think that's vanity?
George: No, it's just imagination.
George: No, it's just imagination.
Joe: My girlfriend uses lemon juice for her complexion.
Bob: Maybe that's why she always looks so sour-faced.
Bob: Maybe that's why she always looks so sour-faced.
Last night my girlfriend said that I am a great wit.
Well, she's half right.
Well, she's half right.
What did the artist say to his girlfriend?
"I love you with all my art."
"I love you with all my art."
My girlfriend is just like a fine French Impressionist painting. She's very lovely, but is best appreciated at a distance.
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George: My girlfriend has a beautiful pair of eyes, her skin has the glow of a peach, her cheeks are like apples and her lips like cherries.
Fred: Sounds more like a fruit salad to me.
Fred: Sounds more like a fruit salad to me.
My new girlfriend has lovely long brown hair all down her back. It's just a shame that she doen't have any on her head.
I call my girlfriend 'Laryngitis' because she's a right pain in the neck.
My girlfriend's cooking is just like a good man, hard to keep down.
John: My girlfriend reminds me of a Greek statue.
Dave: You mean she's very beautiful?
John: Yeah, beautiful, but not all there.
Dave: You mean she's very beautiful?
John: Yeah, beautiful, but not all there.
A Joke At Random
Nan: How do you like your new studio apartment?
Dan: I have no room for complaint.
You can find more like this in the Apartment Jokes category
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