Jokes And Funny Stories About Girlfriends - 2

Here are more jokes and funny stories about girlfriends.

My last girlfriend was so ugly, that when she worked in a pet store people kept asking how big she would get ...

My brother said to this girl, 'Would you like my hand in marriage?'
The girl said, 'Alright, but who's getting the rest of you?'

My girlfriend's teeth are like stars; they come out every night...

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