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What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?A lot of crackling on the line.
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Jokes and Funny Stories about Frogs
Here are some jokes and funny stories about frogs.
Why are frogs always so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them.
They eat whatever bugs them.
What did one frog say to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
What do you call a frog who works as a spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
A croak and dagger agent.
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
Kermit the Fog.
What do frogs like to drink when they are cold?
Hot croako.
Hot croako.
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What should you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
Wart's new?
What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?
Hoppalong Cassidy.
Hoppalong Cassidy.
How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
They Kermit suicide.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a small dog?
A croaker spaniel.
A croaker spaniel.
What happens when you drink Frognog?
You croak.
You croak.
A Joke At Random
A man and a giraffe walked into a bar. The man asked for a drink and one for the giraffe. They drank it and had another one, then another and another. The man got up and went to walk out, the giraffe tried to follow and fell over. The bar man said don't leave that lying round here and the man said, it's not a lion, its a giraffe.
You can find more like this in the Jokes For Children category
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