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Jokes About Elephants
Here are a few elephant jokes.
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What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?
A sheep.
A sheep.
Why do the elephants have short tails?
Because they can't remember long stories.
Because they can't remember long stories.
What do elephants say as a compliment to other elephants?
You look elephantastic.
You look elephantastic.
What is an elephants favourite movie?
Elephantasia.
Elephantasia.
Which animals were the last to leave Noah's ark?
The elephants because they had to pack their trunks.
The elephants because they had to pack their trunks.
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How to elephants talk to each other?
By 'elephone.
By 'elephone.
Why do elephants do so well in school?
Because they have a lot of grey matter.
Because they have a lot of grey matter.
What do you call an elephant that fails his maths exam?
Dumbo.
Dumbo.
Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they would look really silly carrying suitcases.
Because they would look really silly carrying suitcases.
What is grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?
Cinderelephant.
Cinderelephant.
A Joke At Random
What do you call a Roman emperor with flu?
Julius Sneezer.
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