Jokes About Elephants - 2

This is page 2 of elephant jokes.

Q: How do you know if there is an elephant under your bed?
A: Your nose is touching the ceiling.

Q: How does an elephant get down from a tree?
A: It doesn't, You get down from a duck.

Q: Why are elephants wrinkled?
A: Have you ever tried to iron one?

Q: Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkled?
A: Because if they were small, white and smooth they'd be asprins.

How can you tell if an elephant been in the refrigerator?
By the footprints in the butter.

How do you make an elephant stew?
Keep him waiting a couple of hours.

A fool-proof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block of marble then you chip away everything that doesn't look like an elephant.

What should you give a seasick elephant?
A lot of room...

A Joke At Random

Marriage is based on the theory that when a man discovers a particular brand of beer exactly to his taste, he should at once throw up his job and go to work in the brewery.

You can find more like this in the Jokes About Marriage category