Jokes About Elephants - 2

This is page 2 of elephant jokes.

Q: Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkled?
A: Because if they were small, white and smooth they'd be asprins.

How can you tell if an elephant been in the refrigerator?
By the footprints in the butter.

How do you make an elephant stew?
Keep him waiting a couple of hours.

A fool-proof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block of marble; then you chip away everything that doesn't look like an elephant.

What should you give a seasick elephant?
A lot of room...

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A Joke At Random

Did you hear about the vampire who liked ballroom dancing?
He especially liked the vaultz.

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