Jokes And Funny Stories About Doctors

Jokes and funny stories about doctors and the medical profession.
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jokes about doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I\'ve been here before.
Oh, no, not you again.

Doctor, Doctor, what can I do about my broken leg?
Limp.

What did the doctor say to the tonsil?
You look so cute, I would like to take you out.

Doctor: I will examine you for twenty dollars.
Patient: Go ahead Doctor. If you find it you can have it.

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing frogs in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Don't worry, it's only a hoptical illusion.

Doctor, doctor. Every time I stand up quickly, I see Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy.
Ok, how long have you been having these Disney spells?

Doctor, doctor, I feel like a 10 Dollar note
Well go and buy something then, the change will do you good.

Doctor, doctor, I think I've gone a funny color.
Nonsense, it's just a pigment of your imagination.

Doctor, doctor, I keep stealing things.
Have you taken anything for it?

Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing into the future.
When did this first happen?
Next Tuesday.

A Joke At Random
Redundancy: An airbag in a politician's car!
You can find more like this in the Jokes about Politicians category