Jokes And Funny Stories About Doctors

Jokes and funny stories about doctors.
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jokes about doctors

Doctor, doctor. Every time I stand up quickly, I see Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy.
Ok, how long have you been having these Disney spells?

Doctor, doctor, I feel like a 10 Dollar note
Well go and buy something then, the change will do you good.

Doctor, doctor, I think I've gone a funny color.
Nonsense, it's just a pigment of your imagination.

Doctor, doctor, I keep stealing things.
Have you taken anything for it?

Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing into the future.
When did this first happen?
Next Tuesday.

Doctor, doctor, I keep losing my memory.
When did you first notice it?
When did I first notice what?

Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a dustbin.
Don't talk rubbish.

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a snail.
Don't worry, we'll soon have you out of your shell.

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a frog
Go on, hop it!

Doctor, doctor, these pills you gave me for BO are no use.
What's wrong with them?
They keep slipping from under my arms.

A Joke At Random

For protection, my father bought me a German Shepherd dog. He was a wonderful watchdog. One evening while I was being held up, he watched.

You can find more like this in the Jokes About Pets category