Jokes And Funny Stories About Doctors - 2

 

This is page 2 of jokes and funny stories about doctors.

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Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing into the future.
When did this first happen?
Next Tuesday.

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Doctor, doctor, I keep losing my memory.
When did you first notice it?
When did I first notice what?

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Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a dustbin.
Don't talk rubbish.

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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a snail.
Don't worry, we'll soon have you out of your shell.

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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a frog
Go on, hop it!

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Doctor, doctor, these pills you gave me for BO are no use.
What's wrong with them?
They keep slipping from under my arms.

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Doctor, doctor! I feel like a sheep.
That's baaaaaad.

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Doctor, doctor! I'm becoming invisible.
Yes I can see you're not all there.

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A boy called the doctor..
"Doctor, doctor come quick, my younger brother has just swallowed my pen."
"I'll be right over - what are you doing in the meantime?"
"I'm using a pencil..."

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Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pencil.
Doctor: Can you get to the point.

A Joke At Random

This man went to the doctor. He said, 'Doctor, my nose runs and my feet smell.'
The doctor said, 'You're built upside down.'

You can find more like this in the Doctors category