Jokes & Funny Stories About Dentists

 

Here are some jokes and funny stories about dentists.

What award does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque.

When I talk people listen with their mouth open.
Oh, you must be a dentist.

I wanted to be a dentist, but I didn't have enough pull.

I don't like my dentist - he's a real bore.

How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?
His drill slipped.






A Joke At Random

My brother was in this restaurant. He said, 'Excuse me waiter, but I don't like the look of this cod.'
The waiter said, I'm sorry sir. if I'd known it was looks you were after I'd have got you a goldfish.'

You can find more like this in the Jokes About Restaurants & Food category