Here is a randomly chosen joke or funny story :-
What do you get if you cross a traffic warden with a dog?A barking ticket.
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Jokes and Funny Stories about Computers
Here are some jokes and funny stories about computers, programmers and users. This is page 1 of 11 |  |
What do computers like to eat when they are hungry?
Chips.
Chips.
Why do vikings never send e-mails?
They prefer to use Norse code.
They prefer to use Norse code.
Did you see which way the programmer went?
He went DATA way.
He went DATA way.
What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?
A big mac.
A big mac.
What should do you do if your computer starts to hum?
Tell it to change its socks.
Tell it to change its socks.
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How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?
Hide their trainers.
Hide their trainers.
What does a proud computer call his little son?
A microchip off the old block.
A microchip off the old block.
William Who surfs the Internet and goes, 'Choo, Choo'?
Thomas the Search Engine.
Thomas the Search Engine.
Back Up My Hard Drive? How do I Put it in Reverse?
Cursor: What you become when your computer crashes.
A Joke At Random
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.
You can find more like this in the Mouse Jokes category
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