Jokes And Funny Stories About Computers - 9

This is page 9 of jokes and funny stories about computers.

Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.

24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?

CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/n)?

Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny

As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.

Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!

The name is Baud......, James Baud

BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding

The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

A Joke At Random

A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capitol building. Unfortunately, she couldn't find it, so she asked a police officer for directions - "Excuse me, officer, how do I get to the Capitol building?"
The officer replied, "Wait here at this bus stop for the number 54 bus. It'll take you right there." She thanked the officer and he drives off.
Three hours later the police officer returned to the same area and, sure enough, the blonde is still waiting at the same bus stop.
The officer got out of his car and said, "Excuse me, but to get to the Capitol building, I said to wait here for the number 54 bus and that was three hours ago! Why are you still waiting?"
The blonde replied, "Don't worry, officer, it won't be long now. The 45th bus just went by!"

You can find more like this in the Jokes About Blondes category