Jokes And Funny Stories About Computers - 7

This is page 7 of jokes and funny stories about computers.

There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer, and a Microsoft Software Engineer.
Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong.
The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault might have occurred.
The chemical engineer, not knowing much about cars, suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere.
Then the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, comes up with a suggestion. "Why don't we close all the windows, get out, get back in, open the windows again, and maybe it'll work!?"

Relax, its only ONES and ZEROS!

Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand

Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.

If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.

(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer?

(A)bort, (R)etry, (T)ake down entire network?

Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic

Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)

Excuse me for butting in, but I'm interrupt-driven.

A Joke At Random

The cannibal came home to find his wife chopping up snakes and a very small man.
"Oh no!" he groaned. "Not snake and pygmy pie again."

You can find more like this in the Cannibal Jokes category