Christmas Jokes And Funny Stories

Here are some jokes and funny stories about christmas or xmas as it is often called. This is page 1 of 4

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wanda Witch.
Wanda Witch who?
Wanda Witch you a Merry Christmas.

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What do fish sing at Christmas?
Shark, the herald angels sing.

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Which dog gives you Christmas presents?
Santa Paws.

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What does Mrs. Claus use to make her cakes?
Elf-raising flour.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Raptor.
Raptor who?
Raptor presents before Christmas.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hector.
Hector who?
"Hector halls with boughs of holly."

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What do you call someone who claps their hands when the contestants in a Christmas quiz show get the right answer?
Santapplause.

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I wouldn't say he is stupid, but he thinks that Christmas Eve is a tug of war that is held at Christmas.

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What do you call a man who claps his hands at Christmas time?
Santapplause.

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Where do snowmen dance?
At a snowball.

A Joke At Random

My wife really worships me, she puts burnt offerings in front of me every day.

You can find more like this in the Jokes About Marriage category