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Jokes and Funny Stories about Children
Children often make us laugh, though it is often unintentionally. Here are some jokes and funny stories about children.
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A group of young children were sat in a circle with their nursery teacher. She was asking them questions in turn.
Davy, what noise does a cow make?
A cow goes moo.
Alice, what noise does a cat make?
A cat goes meow.
Jamie, what sound does a lamb make?
A lamb goes baaa.
Jennifer, what sound does a mouse make?
Errr.., it goes.. click!
Davy, what noise does a cow make?
A cow goes moo.
Alice, what noise does a cat make?
A cat goes meow.
Jamie, what sound does a lamb make?
A lamb goes baaa.
Jennifer, what sound does a mouse make?
Errr.., it goes.. click!
A convict escaped from prison by digging a tunnel. It came up outside the prison in a school playground. The convict was so happy when he emerged from the tunnel he exclaimed, "I'm free, I'm free!"
"So what," said a little girl. "I'm four."
"So what," said a little girl. "I'm four."
It's true that children brighten up a home.
They never turn off the lights.
They never turn off the lights.
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord's Prayer. For
several evenings at bedtime, she repeated it after her mother. One night she
said she was ready to solo. The mother listened with pride, as she carefully
said each word right up to the end..."And lead us not into temptation", she prayed, "but deliver us some e-mail, Amen."
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the bride wear white?"
His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life."
The boys thinks about this, and then says, "Well then why is the groom wearing black..."
His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life."
The boys thinks about this, and then says, "Well then why is the groom wearing black..."
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"And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?" asked the father of his little son.
"Diet."
"Diet."
"And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?" asked the father of his little son.
"Diet."
"Diet."
'Grandad, do you know how to croak?'
I don't think so, Steven, why?"
'Because Dad says he'll be rich when you do.'
I don't think so, Steven, why?"
'Because Dad says he'll be rich when you do.'
A woman got on a bus with seven children. The bus conductor asked: 'Are these all yours lady? Or is it a picnic?'
'They're all mine,' she replied. 'And it's no picnic!'
'They're all mine,' she replied. 'And it's no picnic!'
The first thing a child learns when he gets a drum is that he'll never get
another one.
A Joke At Random
The Crist family worked at a zoo. Each year they predicted the general luck and overall mood of the year by watching the the gnu. If the gnu's ears were forward, that meant a successful, joyous year was almost certain to happen. But if his ears were laid back flat against his head, it meant that an unlucky or very unhappy year was sure to come. One year it was young Mary's turn to "survey" the animal and come up with the prediction. It was her first time solo, and in her excitement, she forgot to take the key to the cage. She was late in coming to check on the gnu. Well, she saw the wrong ear position and predicted a bad year, when in fact it was quite good. To explain the error, the local newspaper ran the following headline a year later: MARY CRIST MISSES AN HAPPY GNU'S EAR!
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