Jokes and Funny Stories about Cannibals

1st Cannibal: What's the matter with you?
2nd Cannibal: I've got indigestion after having a millionaire for lunch.
1st Cannibal: Well I'm not surprised you've got indigestion. You've been told not to eat anything that's too rich.

First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?"
Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."

Did you hear about the cannibal lion?
He had to swallow his pride.

Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force?
He wanted to grill his suspects.

What did the cannibal say when he was full up?
I couldn't eat another mortal.

Have you noticed that most cannibal jokes are not in good taste?

A pilot was flying over the jungle when he started having engine trouble. Eventually the engine stopped and he realised that he would have to bail out before it lost too much height and crashed. So he put on his parachute and jumped out of the door. He pulled the rip cord, his parachute opened and he floated gently down towards a clearing in the jungle. Unfortunately he landed right in the middle of a large cooking pot in which the chief of the cannibals was cooking lunch. The chief cried out in astonishment, "whats this flier doing in my soup?"

"I don't think much of your wife."
"Well, never mind just eat the vegetables."

What do cannibals eat for breakfast?
Buttered host.

What did the cannibal say when he met the famous explorer?
Doctor Livingstone, I consume?