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What do you get if you cross a pig with Count Dracula?A hampire.
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Jokes and Funny Stories about Boyfriends
Here are some jokes and funny stories about boyfriends. |  |
Mary: Why do you call your boyfriend 'wonder'?
Karen: Because I look at him and wonder.
Karen: Because I look at him and wonder.
When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life, but I don't want one of them for my husband.
You know your boyfriend is in love with you when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.
Her boyfriend is so stupid, when they were handing out brains he thought they said trains, so he asked for a slow one.
Jill: You remind me of the sea.
Jack: Because I'm wild, unpredictable and romantic?
Jill: No, because you make me sick.
Jack: Because I'm wild, unpredictable and romantic?
Jill: No, because you make me sick.
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Men are like a pack of cards, you need a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them, a club to batter them, and a spade to bury them.
Submitted by : jessica marshall
Submitted by : jessica marshall
A Joke At Random
An accountant is having trouble getting to sleep at night so he goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night."
"Have you tried counting sheep?"
"That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend the next three hours trying to find it."
You can find more like this in the Doctors category
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