Jokes & Funny Stories About Blondes - 9

This is page 9 of our jokes and funny stories about blondes.

Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.

Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
They went to see "Closed for the Winter".

Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A: An air bag.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?
A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's.

Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
A: Proofreading.

Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.

Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?
A: Tell them a joke on Friday night!

Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
A: A Space Invader.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.

A Joke At Random

Don't ignore the panhandler who asks you for a dime for a cup of coffee. Give it to him. Then follow him and find out where they still sell coffee for a dime.

You can find more like this in the American Humor category