Jokes & Funny Stories About Blondes - 8

 

This is page 8 of our jokes and funny stories about blondes.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?
A: One.

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Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
A: They're too hard to peel.

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Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

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Q: What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?
A: Third Grade.

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Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

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Q: Why do blondes like lightning?
A: They think someone is taking their picture.

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Q: What did the blonde say when she dropped the priceless Ming vase?
A: "It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt."

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Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.
Blonde#1: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!
Blonde#2: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top is down!

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On her way home a dumb blonde drove past a sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES". By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.

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A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT". After thinking for a minute, she said to herself "oh well !" and turned around and drove home.

A Joke At Random

A Scottish gift: "It's nae use to me, ye're welcome to it."

You can find more like this in the Scottish Jokes category