Jokes & Funny Stories About Blondes - 6

This is page 6 of our jokes and funny stories about blondes.

Q: What do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair black?
A: Artificial intelligence.

Q: What do you call a brunette between 2 blondes?
A: An Interpreter.

Q: Why don't blondes like pickles?
A: They keep getting their head stuck in the jar..

Q: If a blonde and a brunette fell out of an airplane, who would land first?
A: The brunette. The blonde would have to stop and ask for directions.

Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
A: Both are empty from the neck up.

A brunette was walking down the middle of the street bobbing her head saying "88, 88, 88, 88." A blonde saw her and asked her why she did it. The brunette said it was fun and said she should try it. So they were both walking down the middle of the street saying "88, 88, 88" All of a sudden a huge semi-truck came along and the brunette jumped out of the way...
A brunette was walking down the middle of the street bobbing her head saying "89, 89, 89".

How do you keep a blonde girl busy all day?
Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.

Submitted by : Mark H 

What do UFOs and smart blondes have in common?
You keep hearing about them, but never see any.

Submitted by : Mark H 

What do you call a blonde with a brain cell?
GIFTED.

Submitted by : Luke Clarke 

Julie the blonde was getting pretty desperate for money. She decided to go to the nicer, richer neighborhoods around town and look for odd jobs as a handy-woman. The first house she came to, a man answered the door and told Julie, "Yeah, I have a job for ya. How would you like to paint the porch?" "Sure that sounds great!" said Julie. "Well, uh, how much do you want?" asked the man. "Is fifty bucks OK?" Julie asked. "Yeah that's great. You'll find the paint and ladders you'll need in the garage." The man went back into his house to his wife who had been listening. "Fifty bucks! Does she know the porch goes all the way around the house?" asked the wife. "Well she must, she was standing right on it!" her husband replied.
About 15 minutes later, Julie knocked on the door. "I'm all finished," she told the surprised homeowner. The man was amazed. "You painted the whole porch?" "Yeah," Julie replied, "I even had some paint left, so I put on two coats!" The man reached into his wallet to pay Julie. "Oh, and by the way,"said Julie, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

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