Jokes & Funny Stories About Blondes - 2

 

This is page 2 of our jokes and funny stories about blondes.

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How do you drown a blonde?
Put a mirror on the bottom of the swimming pool.

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Why shouldn't blondes be given a coffee break?
It takes too long to retrain them.

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How do you murder a blonde?
Put spikes on her shoulder pads.

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What does a smart blonde and a dinosaur have in common?
They are both extinct.

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What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A whine cellar.

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What do you do if a blonde woman throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin out and throw it back.

Submitted by : MATTY 

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I might be a dumb blonde but I am good at speling.

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Q: Why did the Blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
A: Because it said concentrate.

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Q: What do you call a blonde with a leather jacket?
A: A rebel without a clue.

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Q: Why did the blonde cross the road?
A: I dont know, and neither does she.

A Joke At Random

Why is an astronaut like an American footballer?
They both like to make safe touch-downs.

You can find more like this in the American Humor category