Jokes & Funny Stories About Blondes - 10

 

This is page 10 of our jokes and funny stories about blondes.

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Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

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Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
A: Change.

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.

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Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first?
A: The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions.

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Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side.

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Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"

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Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.

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Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.

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Q: Why do blondes to drive BMWs?
A: Because they can spell it.

A Joke At Random

My wife has a terrible memory - she never forgets anything.

You can find more like this in the Jokes About Marriage category