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Jokes And Funny Stories About Animals
Here are some jokes and funny stories about animals including dogs, horses and ducks. This is page 1 of 5
What was the name of the small horse that fought windmills?
What swings from a trapeze and miaows?
How can you tell if a chicken likes you?
Every dog has its day, only a dog with a broken tail has a weak-end.
Joe: Last night the lion-tamer at the circus was attacked by his lions.
A man walked into a pet shop and said, 'I'd like a puppy for my son.'
Two dogs were walking along the road. One dog stopped and said: "My name is Fido. What's yours?
A women was considering buying an aging Thoroughbred but wanted a veterinarian's opinion of the horse before finalizing
her deal. She asked when the vet had completed his examination -
"Will I be able to race him?"
A man was walking through a cemetery one dark and stormy night. As he got well into the cemetery, he heard a voice say, "Mark! Mark!". Pretending not to let it bother him, he pulled his coat a little tighter and kept walking. Again the voice said, "Mark! Mark!". That did it. He took off full speed and didn't stop till he was well outside the gates. As he stopped to catch his breath, the moon broke through the clouds enough so he could see what had been following him. It was a dog with a hare lip.
A vampire bat comes back to his fellow vampires with a blood on his mouth. They stare at him jealously and ask him where he got the blood. He asks them, "Did you see that tree back there?"
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