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What do you get if you cross a hen with some gunpowder?An eggsplosion.
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What type of ring is always square?
A boxing ring.
A boxing ring.
If a farmer has two eggs for breakfast every morning, but he doesn' own any chickens and he doesn' get them from anyone else, where do the eggs come from?
From his ducks.
From his ducks.
If a red house is made of red bricks, a blue house is made of blue bricks and a yellow house is made of yellow bricks, what is a green house made of?
Green Bricks?
No, glass.
Green Bricks?
No, glass.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9
Because 7 ate 9
Q. What does the Statue of Liberty stand for?
A. Because it can't sit down.
A. Because it can't sit down.
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If a girl who works in a candy store is five feet three inches tall, and wears size five shoes, what does she weigh?
Candy.
Candy.
Which burns longer, a red candle or a white candle?
Neither, they both burn shorter.
Neither, they both burn shorter.
If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-pong and died, what would they put on his coffin?
A lid.
Submitted by : Joe
A lid.
Submitted by : Joe
If you have a referee in soccer, and an umpire in cricket, what do you have in bowls?
Goldfish
Submitted by : Brian W
Goldfish
Submitted by : Brian W
How can you drop and egg six feet without it breaking?
By dropping it seven feet - it won't break for the first six.
By dropping it seven feet - it won't break for the first six.
A Joke At Random
Did you hear about the extremely vain actor?
Every time he opened the fridge door and the little light came on he would bow.
You can find more like this in the Did You Hear? category
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