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Intelligence Tests - 3

 

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How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen?
12


A clerk in a butcher shop is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.


A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 die. How many does he have left?
9


If you have one match and you walk into a room where there is an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first?
The Match!


Divide 30 by half and add 10. What is the answer?
70


Two men play 5 games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this.
They did not play with each other.


How many outs are there in an inning?
6


Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
Because he is still alive.


A woman gives a beggar 50 cents; the woman is the beggar's sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother. How come?
Because the beggar is a woman.


Some months have 31 days, how many have 28?
All the months.


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