Humorous Insults

Here are some humorous insults.

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He is a mental tourist - his mind wanders.

Have you ever been to the local zoo?
I mean as a visitor?

She looks even worse than her passport photo.

I live by my wits.
Now I know why you look so hungry.

Of course I'm listening to you don't you see me yawning?

You have a striking personality. How long has it been on strike?

It's all right to be stupid, but you're making a career out of it.

I'm a self-made man.
We accept your apology.

Why don't you go home and brush up on your ignorance.

An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.

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A Joke At Random
Judge: "Do you wish to challenge any of the jury?"
Prisoner: "Well, I think I can lick that little fellow on this end..."
You can find more like this in the Miscellaneous Jokes category

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