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Humorous Insults

 

Here are some humorous insults.

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"My birthday's coming" Do you know what I need?"
"Yeah, but how do you gift wrap a life?"


Shock me, say something intelligent.


If he ever had a bright idea, it would be beginner's luck!


If what you don't know can't hurt you, he's invulnerable.


Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?


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Are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?


I know that you are nobody's fool, but perhaps one day someone will adopt you.


If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.


Some day you will find yourself - and wish that you hadn't.


You make me believe in reincarnation. Nobody can be as stupid as you in just one lifetime.



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A Joke At Random


This woman went to the doctor. She said, 'Doctor, my husband thinks he's a cat.'
The doctor said, 'How do you know that?' She said, 'Well every night, when I go to bed, there's this horrible howling outside the window.'
The doctor said, 'Yes, but are you sure that that's your husband?'
She said, 'Well a cat wouldn't use language like that.'

You can find more like this in the Doctors category



 

 

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