Insults

Here are some funny insults.

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I'm a self-made man.
We accept your apology.

Why don't you go home and brush up on your ignorance.

An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.

He doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box.

The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.

All foam, no beer.

He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

The elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.

His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.

Missing a few buttons on his remote control.

A Joke At Random

Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.

You can find more like this in the Your Mama Jokes category