Humorous Insults

 

Here are some humorous insults.

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He is a mental tourist - his mind wanders.

Have you ever been to the local zoo?
I mean as a visitor?

She looks even worse than her passport photo.

I live by my wits.
Now I know why you look so hungry.

Of course I'm listening to you don't you see me yawning?

You have a striking personality. How long has it been on strike?

It's all right to be stupid, but you're making a career out of it.

I'm a self-made man.
We accept your apology.

Why don't you go home and brush up on your ignorance.

An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.


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A Joke At Random

A drunk was brought before the court. "Mister," the judge began, "you've been brought here for drinking."
"Great!" the drunk exclaimed. "When do we get started?"

You can find more like this in the Drunks category