Humorous Insults - 3

 

This is page 3 of humorous insults.

Don't let your mind wander. It's not stong enough to be allowed out on its own.

He's as much use as an ashtray on a motorcycle.

He's a few fries short of a happy meal.

If brains were dynamite, he couldn't blow his nose.

He doesn't have enough sandwiches for a picnic.

He's not playing with a full deck.

If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.

I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet.

Are you sure the nurses know you're using the computer?

Why don't you act like a human being or don't you do impersonations?


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A Joke At Random

Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.

You can find more like this in the Did You Hear? category