Insults - 2

This is page 2 of humorous insults.

A few clowns short of a circus.

He thinks everyone worships the ground that he crawled out of.

His death won't be listed in the newspaper under 'Obituaries', it will be under 'Neighborhood Improvements'.

Don't let your mind wander. It's not stong enough to be allowed out on its own.

He's as much use as an ashtray on a motorcycle.

He's a few fries short of a happy meal.

If brains were dynamite, he couldn't blow his nose.

He doesn't have enough sandwiches for a picnic.

He's not playing with a full deck.

If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.

A Joke At Random

Q: Do you know what is black and blue and found in a ditch?
A: A man who told one to many blonde jokes.

You can find more like this in the Jokes About Blondes category