Car Bumper Stickers - 5

This is page 5 of humorous car bumper stickers.

I got this motorhome for my wife - the best deal I ever made

Boldly going nowhere

If you think I'm a bad driver, wait till you see me putt

Go ahead and hit me, I need the money

Caution! Driver applying make-up

What rear-view mirror?

No radio--already stolen.

I brake for no apparent reason.

Forget the Joneses, I keep up with the Simpsons.

I'm not as you think as you drunk I am.

A Joke At Random

Mother: So what have you learned on your first day at high school?
Son: Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.

You can find more like this in the Jokes For Children 2 category