Car Bumper Stickers - 4

This is page 4 of humorous car bumper stickers.

Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot

Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it

Don't take my signals literally

This car is protected by Smith and Wesson

Save the whales - collect the whole set

Mafia staff car

Make love not war - see driver for details

This car will explode upon impact

If you can read this, I've lost my caravan

Lost your cat? Look under my wheels

A Joke At Random

In the mid-sixties, there was a hippy named Benny in San Francisco. Benny was real hip, but he just couldn't grow a beard like the rest of the flower child guys in Haight-Ashbury (Hashbury). One day Benny met up with a Gypsy Lady who liked him enough to grant him a wish, so, naturally, Benny wished for a beard. Gypsy Lady granted the wish but warned Benny to ALWAYS wear the beard, never cut it off. Well, the years went by, the flower children aged, the hippoy movement sorta died out, Benny went on to a career as a successful financial adviser. Benny decided the beard no longer fit his image so, ignoring the Gypsy Lady's warnings, he shaved it off. **POOF** Benny disintegrated into a pile of ashes, the janitor swept him up and deposited him in a jar.
Moral of the story: A Benny shaved is a Benny urned.

You can find more like this in the British Humour category