Car Bumper Stickers - 3

This is page 3 of humorous car bumper stickers.

Don't annoy me, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies

Quiet Please - Driver sleeping

My other girlfriend is beautiful

Ex-wife in trunk

The earth is full - go home

Pigs might fly but this one drives

I drive too fast to have to worry about cholesterol

i souport publik edukashun

I took an IQ test and the results were negative

It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you

A Joke At Random

Use Caution in Passing - Driver Chewing Tobacco

You can find more like this in the Bumper Stickers category