Here is a randomly chosen joke or funny story :-
What do you get if you cross a new-born snake with a basketball?A bouncing baby boa.
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How Do - Jokes
This is our collection of 'how do' jokes.
How do you post a rabbit?
By hare mail.
By hare mail.
How do you make gold soup?
Put 14 carrots in it.
Put 14 carrots in it.
How do you stop your nose running?
Hide its trainers.
Hide its trainers.
How do undertakers speak?
Gravely.
Gravely.
How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rock-et.
You rock-et.
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How do you get five donkeys on a fire engine?
Two in the front, two in the back, and one on the roof going EE-AW-EE-AW.
Two in the front, two in the back, and one on the roof going EE-AW-EE-AW.
How do you start an onion race?
"Onion marks! Get set! Go!
"Onion marks! Get set! Go!
How do you catch a squirrel
You climb up a tree and act like a nut.
You climb up a tree and act like a nut.
How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.
They take the psycho path.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
I'll tell you later.
I'll tell you later.
A Joke At Random
Q. Some months have 31 days how many have 28?
all of them - all months have (at least) 28 days.
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