Did You Hear - Jokes

 

This is page 1 of the "Did you hear?" jokes.

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Did you hear about the man who drowned in a bowl of muesli?
A strong current pulled him under.

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Did you hear about woman who couldn't find a singing partner?
She ended up buying a duet-your-self kit.

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Did you hear about the man who stole a truck load of prunes?
He's been on the run for the last month.

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Did you hear about the pigeon who wanted to buy a famous London landmark?
He put a deposit on Big Ben.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping?
He woke up.

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Did you hear about the man from London who became very thirsty when he went to visit his relatives in Vancouver?
He drank Canada Dry.

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Did you hear about the stupid shoplifter?
He was found squashed under a shop.

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Did you hear about the dating agency for chickens that went bankrupt last week?
They couldn't make hens meet.

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Did you hear about the very intelligent monster?
He was called Frank Einstein.

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Did you hear about the rich Arab who bought a herd of cows?
He became a milk sheikh.

A Joke At Random

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda the table.

You can find more like this in the Knock Knock Jokes category