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Did you hear about the bicycle that went around attacking people?
It was a vicious cycle.


Did you hear that the local food factory is not going to make sausages any longer?
They're long enough already.


Did you hear about the baby ghost who applied to join the football team?
He heard the manager say that they were in need of a little team spirit.


Did you hear about the Red Indian chief, Running Water?
He had two sons, one was called 'Hot', and the other 'Cold'.


Did you hear about the famous artist who was arrested last night by the police?
Today they released him when they found out that he had been framed.


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I was going to tell you a joke about an electric drill, but it's too boring.


Did you hear about the detective who became famous after solving crimes by pure chance?
He was called Sheer - Luck Holmes.


Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
He was a millionhare.


Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for their mother's birthday?
They threw a sowprize party.


Did you hear about the man went into a bank and asked to see the man who arranged loans?
'I'm sorry, sir,' said a cashier, 'the loan arranger is out to lunch at the moment.'
'Well, can I speak to Tonto, then?' asked the man.



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