Did You Hear - Jokes - 3

This is page 3 of the "Did you hear?" jokes.

Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.

Did you hear about the extremely vain actor?
Every time he opened the fridge door and the little light came on he would bow.

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A Joke At Random

A blonde is outside when the garbage man comes up the drive way and asks her if "any garbage today?"
The blonde answers "We'll have three bags please."

You can find more like this in the Jokes About Blondes category