Did You Hear - Jokes - 2

 

 

This is page 2 of the "Did you hear?" jokes.

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Did you hear about the man who listened to the match?
He burnt his ear.

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Did you hear about the karate champion who joined the army?
The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself.

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Did you hear about the young man who got really worried when his nose kept growing until it was eleven inches long?
He thought it might turn into a foot.

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Did you hear about the florist who had two children?
One is a budding genius and the other one is a blooming idiot.

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Did you hear about the mad scientist who crossed a parrot with an alligator?
It bit off his arm and said, 'who's a pretty boy then?'

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Did you hear about the musical ghost?
He wrote haunting melodies.

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Did you hear about the woman who was so ugly she could make yogurt just by staring at a glass of milk for an hour?

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Did you hear about the farmer's boy who hated working in the country?
He went to London and got a job as a shoe-shine boy. So the farmer made hay while the son shone.

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Did you hear about the fool who keeps going around saying "no" anytime someone asks them a question?
No.
Oh, it's you!

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Did you hear the one about the statistician?
Probably....

A Joke At Random

Where do they get the seeds to grow seedless oranges?

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