Did You Hear - Jokes - 2

This is page 2 of the "Did you hear?" jokes.

Did you hear the one about the statistician?
Probably....

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food but no atmosphere.

Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.

Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.

Did you hear about the animal hotel that has exclusive accommodation for squirrels?
It's called The Nutcracker Suite.

Did you hear about the guy who went bankrupt in the laundry business?
He said he was all washed up.

Did you hear about the guy who plugged his electric blanket into the toaster?
He was popping out of bed all night.

Did you hear about the stupid yachtsman who had his arm cut off so that he could sail round the world single-handed.

Did you hear about the child who was named after his father?
They called him dad.

Did you hear what happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?
No, what?
He was repossessed.

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A Joke At Random

French President Jaques Chirac, tired of all of the anti-french jokes, since the start of the invasion of Iraq, has announced with great national pride that the super secret French Space Agency will send the first manned mission of three French astronauts to land, and walk on the Sun.
President Chirac stated "This mission will be of historic importance to the world, and restore France's rightful place in the history of the world."
NASSA space scientist's, stunned at the news, asked Mr. Chirca what technology they had developed to keep the astronauts from burning up long before they reached the Sun?
The French President sniffed and replied "Don't be stupid, we are going at night".

You can find more like this in the Miscellaneous Jokes category