Chicken Jokes

Jokes about chickens.

What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?
An egg.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross again?
He wanted to be a dirty double crosser.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the park???
A: To get to the other slide

Submitted by : Gaz ov gtown

Why did the chicken cross the road??
Too long to go around.....

What is:
peck, peck, peck, BANG, peck, peck, peck BANG??
A chicken in a minefield...

A Joke At Random

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Shirley.
Shirley who?
Shirley you're tired of all these 'Knock, Knock' jokes by now?

You can find more like this in the Knock Knock Jokes category