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What is large, bright and stupid?A fool moon.
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Change A Light Bulb Jokes
Here are some of the classic "change a lightbulb" jokes.
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How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?
"We just report the facts, we don't change them."
"We just report the facts, we don't change them."
How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, the old one and the new one.
Two, the old one and the new one.
How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. It turned itself in.
None. It turned itself in.
How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?
One-third less than for a regular bulb.
One-third less than for a regular bulb.
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How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but he'll bill you for five!
One, but he'll bill you for five!
How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know. They never get past the feasibility study.
We don't know. They never get past the feasibility study.
How many politicians does it take to change a light-bulb?
'The Government is well aware of the situation and we are setting up a committee to look into the feasibility of changing it.'
'The Government is well aware of the situation and we are setting up a committee to look into the feasibility of changing it.'
One.
How many mind-readers does it take to change a light bulb? - think about it!
How many mind-readers does it take to change a light bulb? - think about it!
How many members of the government doe it take to change a light bulb.
Members of the government never change light bulbs, they prefer to keep the public in the dark.
Members of the government never change light bulbs, they prefer to keep the public in the dark.
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A Joke At Random
Q: Why did the Blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
A: Because it said concentrate.
You can find more like this in the Jokes About Blondes category
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