Change Light Bulb Jokes - 9
This is page 9 of change light bulb jokes.
How many MP's does it take to change a light bulb?
Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.
How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?
One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
How many Labour Party members does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They haven't got a policy on that.
How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. If the light bulb really needed changing, market forces would have already caused it to happen.
How many Oliver Norths does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How can he? He sold all the light bulbs to Iran.
How many presidential campaign staff does it need to change a light bulb?
220! One to write a speech about how good it will be when the bulb is actually changed, one to write a speech about why the other candidates can't even spell "light bulbe", eighteen to
find out what the other candidates did when the light bulb failed, and another two hundred to find out what the other candidate's families think about light bulbs, bulbs, pear-shaped objects, light in general, any form of energy.
How many government officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One Republican, ten Democrats, and the Supreme Court - to
determine its constitutionality.
How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.
How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.
How many armies does it take to change a light bulb?
At least five. The Germans to start it, the French to give up really easily after only trying for a little while, the Italians to make a start, get nowhere, and then try again from the other side, the Americans to turn up late and finish it off and take all the credit, and the Swiss to pretend nothing out of the ordinary is happening.
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A Joke At Random
Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
So that they can hide in cherry trees.
Don't be silly - elephants don't hide in cherry trees!
Have you ever seen one in a cherry tree?
No...
Proves how good the disguise is, doesn't it. You can find more like this in the Jokes For Children category |
