Change Light Bulb Jokes - 5

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How many engineering students does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but the rest of the class copies the report.

How many Princeton students does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.

How many real men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Real men aren't afraid of the dark.

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but you have to nag him for a fortnight first.

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
(It's a very simple task, so...) None. "It's a man's job."

How many Jewish mothers in law does it take to change a light bulb? (cue typical accent, shoulders hunched...)
None! I don't mind sitting here in the dark vilst u goes out enjoying yourselves.....

How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?
That depends on the speed of the changer, and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. Then it just might be easier to leave the bulb alone and change the room. It's all relative.

How many anglers does it take to change a light bulb?
Five, and you should've seen the light bulb! It must have been this big! (Gestures with arms...) Five of us were barely enough!

How many American college football players does it take to change a light bulb?
The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!

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