Change Light Bulb Jokes - 3

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How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.

How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Astronomers prefer the dark.

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.

How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Six - one to do all the work and five to write a song about how good the old one was.

How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
They don't know how to - it's a hardware problem.

How many fashion designers does it take to change a light bulb?
None - they just mount a huge advertising campaign proclaiming that this year "dark" is in.

How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one - but the bulb has got to want to change first.

How many skeptics does it take to change a light bulb?
What makes you think a light bulb can be changed anyway?

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A fish.

Submitted by : Matti 

Q: How many service technicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one, and he does it very well, but there is that $85.00 non-refundable on-site service fee to consider . . .

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