Car Bumper Stickers - 2

This is page 2 of humorous car bumper stickers.

I support the legal system: the faster I drive the more money they get!

Don't follow me, I'm lost too.

I'm a corporate executive, I keep things from happening.

Help Stamp Out Bumper Stickers.

How can I miss you if you won't go away?

Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

Work is for people who don't know how to fish.

Horn broken - Watch for finger.

I Work For The Government - I'm Here To Help You.

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A Joke At Random

A man walked through the door and said "Doctor! Doctor! I think I've gone blind!" and the other man said "you surely have mate, this is a restaurant."

You can find more like this in the Doctors category