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Why is 5 o'clock in the morning a bit like a pigs tail?
Because it's twirly!

Submitted by: VJ


My sister fell in love with a famous cricket player.
She was completely bowled over by him.


Why did King Arthur have a round table?
So no one could corner him.


Fred goes into a hotel and says to the receptionist 'I'd like a room please.'
Receptionist: 'Single, Sir?'
Fred: 'Yes, but I am engaged.'


Did you hear about the idiot who thought Hamlet was an omlette served with bacon?

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Do you have any grandchildren?
No, all my children are just ordinary.


What is short, green and goes camping?
A new boy scout.


Did you hear about the man who stole a truck load of eggs?
He only did it for a yolk.


What did Brian say when he wanted his older brother to stop holding his plastic building bricks?
Lego.


Where did the dog breeder deposit his savings?
In Bark-lays Bank.

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