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British Jokes And Humour

What the British think is a humourous joke may be completely mystifying to people from other countries. That is why we have created this section for everyone who does find British jokes humourous (or even humorous). But you don't have to be British to view this section.

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British humour


Why is 5 o'clock in the morning a bit like a pigs tail?
Because it's twirly!

Submitted by : VJ


My sister fell in love with a famous cricket player.
She was completely bowled over by him.


Why did King Arthur have a round table?
So no one could corner him.


Fred goes into a hotel and says to the receptionist 'I'd like a room please.'
Receptionist: 'Single, Sir?'
Fred: 'Yes, but I am engaged.'


Did you hear about the idiot who thought Hamlet was an omlette served with bacon?


Do you have any grandchildren?
No, all my children are just ordinary.


What is short, green and goes camping?
A new boy scout.


Did you hear about the man who stole a truck load of eggs?
He only did it for a yolk.


What did Brian say when he wanted his older brother to stop holding his plastic building bricks?
Lego.


Where did the dog breeder deposit his savings?
In Bark-lays Bank.

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A Joke At Random


How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?
One-third less than for a regular bulb.

You can find more like this in the Changing Lightbulbs Jokes category

 

 

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