Apartment Jokes And Funny Stories

Here are some jokes and funny stories about apartments.

Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?

Nan: How do you like your new studio apartment?
Dan: I have no room for complaint.

A Joke At Random
This man wrote into the Daily Mirror for some advice. He said, 'Dear Marge, I must get this off my chest. I did this awful golf shot, and the ball didn't go anywhere near: the green. In fact it landed on this bloke's head and killed him. What shall I do?'
Marge said, 'Try and get more rhythm in your swing.'
You can find more like this in the Jokes About Sports category

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